Today I am a gladiator. I shall put down my pencils and prepare for battle. Loved ones please pray for me, for I may not return unscathed.
My adversary is tricky and has more than one screw loose.
I arm myself, favouring an Arnold Schwarzenegger montage style. I could have picked an Ak47, a Glock 17, the commando hunting knife and multiple assorted grenades but no, not today. Not this time. This enemy requires precise, specialised weapons.
This time it’s the Black and Decker 18v cordless drill, some rawl plugs and a cheap electric screw drive from Argos.
Loose bannister rail I hope you’re ready because I’m coming for you !
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