“Hi Phil, can we ask if you have a favourite range of cards at the moment ?” (I hear you shout).
Hello and why the hell are you shouting?! But to answer your question, yes I do.
“But what is it?” (I hear you whisper.)
Can’t you just talk at a normal level? My favourite range of cards at the moment is Acting Funny.
“Do tell us more” ( I hear you say, coquettishly) .
Well just imagine it – you’re watching a great movie or your favourite TV show and you have a ‘what if…?’ moment …well, that’s Acting Funny.
James Bond gets out his gadget-packed mobile, not to up load secret documents or to beat a henchman to death, but to catch a Pokémon; the Joker being caught after stepping on Lego Batman or Spock telling you to piss off instead of to live long a prosper.
“Wow they sound funny!” (I see you say, through the medium of interpretive dance)
They are, you should check them out at my Etsy store.
“We will and thank you” (You say using the power of telepathy)